Ok, ok, jokes aside, - this is neither the truth nor a photoshop tweak. Neither is this validation of the widespread allegation that most Alexa ranking stats are manipulated. The recent country specific URL redirect introduced by Google and Blogger has resulted in new URLs for all blogspot blogs that are generated depending on where the page is being viewed from. This has led to some amount of confusion and trouble, but this one made my day.
And just to set the record straight, since I don't want some stuck up government official to find this content inappropriate (darn, my entire existence is a condemnation of the way those in power have exploited the people and is nothing if not inappropriate by their standards) and censor it now that the tools are in place, here is the screenshot of SJDs real Alexa stats. Have a nice weekend!
Update (November 2, 2012): My Alexa rank for the .com page has finally improved and now lies in the low 300K level.